Ladies and Gentlemen, wankers of all ages….step right up and hear about the greatest show put together by half-minds— SOH4’s Circus Hash #80! The fabulous show took place under the Big Top, aka the environs of East Syracuse, with your ringmasters Bushy Cholera and...
Trail #79 began with a giant pre-lube at the Inner Harbor. We were actually pretty lucky that we found it since the Meetup directions put us in the wrong place. Oh half minds! But no worries…the sun was out and the beer was flowing. Eventually everyone found their way...
In the seasonably warm spring afternoon of April 28 the hares slowly traversed the half mile separating the bank from a cooler of cold beer. As they deposited small mounds of flour landing with a dull but satisfying thump on the warm pavement passerbys turned their...
At trail there would be no sad goodbyes, As hashers searched for the alcohol prize. They ran through a park, Ended in the dark— While clad with PA’s tights on their thighs. Respectfully submitted, Came with a Fake Name (and only made it to the...
Take an obscure Polish holiday and add a bunch of half-minds and then throw in a bunch of shiggy and what do you get? The Dyngus Day Hash of course. Yep, Butters, Pocket, and Captain set a shiity trail starting from the Hollywood Theater in Mattydale. So circle began...
Play this: Sing this: Now, this is a story all about how Fake-O’s lunch got flipped-turned upside down Cuz Magical Dick Slit, Male-Bait, and Utica Chub, Layed plenty of booze for the good of the club! Just west’a Syracuse, town of Solvay On the playground...
