Trail #699: Happy Ending of the 69’s
Monday - May 13, 2024 - 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm
Trail details Trail 699 – A threesome trail hared solo by Table It.
The last of the 69ers this year. There are 699 reasons to do (or not do) this trail.
699 Total Hash Marks
6.99 Km of trail
6 Hash Marks making their inaugural debut.
9 Boob Checks
9 Confusing Hash Marks
6.9 Beer Nears
6.9 Average ABV
69.9% Chance of getting a tick on you.
69 False Marks
169 Foot Waterfall
69% chance of rain
69 Degrees Air Temperature
6.99 Celsius Water Temp.
6.99 Shiggy Level
And all other
Trail: 699
Location: Chittenango Falls State Park | 5241 Gorge Rd #13, Cazenovia, NY 13035 |https://maps.app.goo.gl/qKTL3rZBTpr97u3x9
Time: 5:69 PM
Theme: Orange Hash Tank Top (aka the nipple ripper). Some will be available for sale at trail.
Cost: $6.99 (it’s still actually $7)
Virgins, dogs, virgin dogs, and sex acts are all welcome and encouraged.
On-After: Seven Stone Steps located one door to the east of 69 Albany St. Caz
All facts are accurate to within a tolerance of give or take 699, 6.99, 69.9 or any combination of any number that is added, subtracted, divided, multiplied, or completely invented.
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Hares: Table It Location: Chittenango Falls State Park Start Time: 5:69PM (AKA 6:09 pm - 9:09 pm) Hash Cash: $7(Virgins/first timers are free!) Theme: Orange Hash Tank Top On-After: Seven Stone Steps*Note:Please bring your ID! Our hashes are open to all those of you of legal drinking age.
First hash? YAY! We're so glad you picked this one! We are a non-competitive running club focused on having a ton of fun! Be ready for a fun adventure. Bring your sense of humor but leave your new shoes at home.
